My husband, the adult.

My husband, the adult.

noobtheloser:

noobtheloser:

A glimpse into my daily crisis. 

Welcome to Throwback Thursday, when I reblog something older I made that a lot of my new followers might not have seen yet.

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A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.

You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.

A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.

You are in a garden, and you are astonished.

How To Tell If You Are In A Jane Austen Novel (via jeanpaulfarte)

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frenums:

note card doodle 

frenums:

note card doodle 

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dukeofbookingham:

'Nuff said.

dukeofbookingham:

'Nuff said.

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acciobenedictcumberbatch:

Feminist snark, 1915 style

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

Feminist snark, 1915 style

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commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

OMG never put meat products in compost

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Take boots, for example. [Vimes] earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.

But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while a poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.

—Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms (via rascalbot)

This is how it is really expensive to be poor. 

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